Saturday, June 15, 2013

Stealin' the bacon on any given sundae...

I have a friend who incessantly complains about Buffalo Grove.
               And he doesn’t live in the village, which makes it even more annoying.
               However, his office is in the land of the bison, so in his mind, it gives him fuel to whine about things.
               Like, for example, lunch.
               He contends that lunch in Big Animal Grove is not like it was when his office was downtown.  As in Chicago.  As in the Loop.
               OK, tell me something I don’t know.
               His malcontent may soon be coming to a quick end, however, when the village fathers and mother approve variances for the site which currently houses eSkape to accommodate a new venue operated as “Brunswick’s”.  Yes, Brunswick’s -- not be confused with Brunswick, the company that runs bowling alleys and pool rooms.  Don’t be confused because they’re one in the same.
               Brunswick’s promises to be a bit more upscale than its plain, ordinary Brunswick family centers because my guess is Buffalo Grovians want to be more upscale.
               This of course should please my friend because there will be another place for him to dine.  The concept of “Brunswick’s” is a new one and is being tested out not only in Buffalo Grove, but also in the hub of Americana – Georgia.  Seriously.  The folks who gave us automatic pin setters are also working on similar operations in Marietta and Norcross, Georgia.  We’re in good company folks.
               No doubt newly sworn in police chief, Steven Casstevens, is already at work planning changes to the police department’s police vehicle to look more like NASCAR cars.
               If the godfathers and godmother give the OK, Brunswick’s hopes to open in October.  In the meantime, they will no doubt plan an all-out marketing blitz about the upscale menu and the bar inside, cleverly named Tavern 45 (reflecting the year Brunswick was founded, 1845).  For those of you with eclectic palates, you will probably be thrilled to know that a signature item on Brunswick’s menu is, and as Dave Barry would say, I am not making this up – a Bacon waffle sundae.
               Really.
               Or quite simply, gross. I can deal with chocolate, nuts, bananas and licorice on a sundae – but bacon?  Fortunately I can’t eat it.
               Despite finding enough folks who will want to venture into the land of dead pig on a sundae, the folks at Brunswick’s will need to keep an eye on another aspect of business.  Survival.
               That’s not because it seems like the location at the north end of Town Center is as about successful as the Cubs’ bullpen or the Bears’ offensive line, but because as much as the village welcomes a “name brand” facility, it continues to look at improving commercial development in the village – as in instant downtown about a mile and a half away.
               If you recall the original plan that was unveiled in August, much of what the developer envisioned already exists in the village.  So the options for some business may be simple – duplicate or relocate.
               Odds of a developer proposing a second facility like eSkape-soon-to-be-Brunswick’s are slim (maybe), but the village may be between a rock and a hard place as it strives to attract badly needed commercial and retail operations.  On one hand, they want to accommodate potential new businesses.  But on the other hand, how do they tell potential merchants that they’re also working on an instant central business district that may very well pose competition.
               It’s a tough call.  However, there is one thing Brunswick’s will have a lock on.
               Bacon waffle sundaes. 

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