Well it has been a while since we checked in on
Buffalo Grove’s finest and the calls they respond to. Here's a sampling of the calls police respond to. Seriously.
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Yeah,
right, the renewal is in the mail. A motorist involved in an accident was cited
for driving with an expired driver’s license.
The license expired in 2009 -- five years ago.
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The
wheels on the bus? A
Pace rider was asked to leave the bus for using foul language. Police told him
to wait for next bus -- or find another way home. Sounds like a good idea.
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Seriously? A resident called
police because her neighbor cut part of her grass too short. Police report that “she was upset” Police
told her it would grow back.
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Seriously,
Part 2 -- Police report that a cell phone was stolen from a
church. Is nothing sacred?
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Guess
it wasn’t happy hour. Police
report an intoxicated male did not take kindly to being processed at the police
station. According to police reports, he
took fighting stand and swung at a police officer. While being processed, took fighting stance
and spit at camera. Talk about a Kodak moment.
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Speaking
of spitting. Police
report that a man spit on car next to his because he didn't like the way it was
parked. Said he was making a
statement. Seriously.
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Why
does this not surprise me? Police
report several incidents of dog bites at the Happy Tails dog park -- really?
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Talk about recycling. A resident reported their mail box missing. It was located, post and all, found in a
mulch pile.
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Seriously,
Part 3. Police
reported they stopped a motorist for texting while driving. Now that’s bad enough, but the motorist also
lacked a driver’s license.
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The itsy, bitsy spider. Folks, I can’t make this up.
Police responded to a case of road rage brought on by a spider. Seriously.
The female motorists reported seeing spider on an envelope in her
car. Panicking, she three it out the
window of her car. Another motorist
approached her car and lectured her about littering and then allegedly verbally
abused her and took pictures of her license plate. The spider was not charged.
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If you decide to drive after drinking, take into consideration the following:
A woman got
stopped for speeding – doing 51 in 35 mph zone.
Big deal, right? But wait, she
decided to, ahem, help the officer.
Since she could not find her insurance card, she told the officer to
give her a ticket for not having an insurance card. But wait, there’s more. When the officer asked her if she saw police
car, -she said yes, but was on cell phone and was also texting. Being cooperative, she told the officer to give
her a ticket for both.
But wait,
there’s more. She told the officer that
she wasn’t drinking, but then admitted to having Bud Lights / Coors Light.
Surprise –
she did not pass field sobriety test, after which she was taken to station,
where, according to police, she started "making odd statements". Like what, you ask?
"I pay
your salary” Even though she’s from Schaumburg.
She then told the officer that he should “rebel against the
government". This was followed by a
“heil Obama” comment and a declaration that and she was not drunk because
"I'm a 120 pound woman and had three beers". Must have been a full moon.
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Draw
your own conclusion. A
resident complained to police that she heard “juvenile noise” the night
before. The next morning she reported
finding used condoms the next morning.
She discarded them before her children saw them.
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If you decide to drive after drinking –
Part 2. When a police officer goes to administer a field
sobriety test, do not say “no, F^&* you.”
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Talk
about distracted driving – A resident called about a vehicle traveling at
a moderate pace as the driver was on the cell phone. He was driving on a village
bike path.
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Read the fine print – Police were called to a restaurant
because a customer did not want to pay bill. The resident brought in two
coupons from restaurant.com – Even though the offer said customers could use =
only one...he wanted to use two.... was not going to pay due to confusion on
web site. Seriously.
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And
you want the police to do what? -- A
resident called police because he upset because landscaper stuff blew into his
yard. The landscaper agreed to use lawn
trimmer next time.
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Getting
forked over – A resident reported that his lawn had been
vandalized by numerous white plastic forks.
Seriously.
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A
political statement? -- Someone vandalized a bike path by spray
painting the word "devil" on the bike path -- it was on the Elliott
Hartstein Trail.
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Check
it out. – A
resident reported to police about a Craig’s list purchase – He purchased a car
which needed work. But there was a
reason for it – he found out later it had been salvaged and rebuilt. Oops.
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Seriously?
Part 4 – Police noticed a home with its doors open
late. It turns out the owner had been
out watching storms and left doors open,
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Write
your own conclusion -- A business operator noticed kids with a “large
bulge in the pocket of his cargo pants and suspected an attempt to shoplift
alcohol.
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And finally --- A
new meaning to suspicious person. Responding
to a report of a suspicious person, police found a man sitting in his car
playing video games. But why? He told police his wife does not like him
playing video games at home, so he pretends to go to the health club and then
parks and plays video games. Seriously.