When you think of the
village’s police and fire professionals, you may think of how the respond to
calls for help – a fire, accident, medical emergency.
They do, however, respond to another call for help – fund
raising.
The Fire Department has a long history of participating
in the annual “Fill the Boot”
Here's what is happening today -- the cops are taking their effort to a new
height as they will be raising money for Special Olympics during the Cop on Top
program. At first glance you may think “cop
on top” was the name of a cheesy adult web site.
So what’s involved? Members of the Police Department hitting
the roof. Literally. Members of the
department will be “staked out” on the roofs of the Dunkin Donuts at 1169 N.
McHenry Rd. & 1697 Weiland Rd. from 5:00AM - 2:00PM. According to the program, everyone who makes a
donation will receive a coupon for a free donut, plus guests may purchase
raffle tickets.
It’s a natural – cops, public service and donuts. Complete information is available at http://www.soill.org/event/dunkin-donuts-cop-on-rooftop.
And while most people will applaud this effort, there may
be a cynic who will say “Is that all our cops have to do?”
Hardly. In addition to public safety programs,
outstanding enforcement and making Buffalo Grove one of the safest communities
of its size in the country, the pros in blue respond to some rather unusual
requests for help.
Here are few gems taken from official police reports:
Inspector Clouseau
would be proud: A resident called about a missing computer. Police checked the area and found the
computer. It was on a dark table in the
room the resident had left it in.
Hook, line and….A resident called police to report she was
getting text message saying she was a having sexual relationships with the
texter’s boyfriend. It Turns out the
texter had the wrong area code and was contacting the resident by mistake. The number the caller intended to contact is
an area bait shop.
Hello, Luca Brasi?
Police were called to a grocery store about a customer who was talking
loudly and using profanities because he wanted to know who was in charge of the
fish.
Seriously? Police
were called about a man pulling a woman's hair while in a car. Police said the couple was in "good
spirits" and that the man was touching the female in a "flirtatious
manner" and that the person who called mistook their "playfulness"
for dismay. The end of the report said
"nothing further". (Well, that
we know of…)
Success! A
resident reporting trapping a stray cat.
Louie, I don’t think
this is the start of a beautiful friendship.
A resident, “who appeared to be intoxicated”, called police about a
lost cell phone. He could not remember
much about it except that he left it in the back of a friend's car. Didn't know
that either. But wait there’s more – the alleged friend was at the Buffalo
Grove Police Department saying his friend was threatening him.
Some things you can’t
make up. A resident reported a "viscous" fluid on her
windshield. Not sure if it was because
her daughter attracts "the wrong element from Elgin" or if it was
because she would not let a repair man use her outlet for repairs at a
neighbor's house.
Rubbed the wrong
way -- Two masseuses called saying they were being held against their
will. They told police they were hired
to give messages and that they and two customers had beer. The massages lasted
five minutes, not the full time promised. Customers were mad and yelling. Two masseuses said they were not prostitutes.
Somewhere Bert
Weinman is laughing. A resident
called police to report a suspicious vehicle. It turned out to be a guy who had just purchased
a Porsche and was learning to drive stick shift. (Really folks, I can’t make
this stuff up.)
Melancholy-- or
should that be melon-choly? A resident contacted police about smashed watermelons
in a front yard.
Nothing to “Crow”
about. Police were called by a resident after a window was broken. It turned out neighbor’s kid was playing
hockey when his shot went wide. It went flying and broke the neighbor's window. So we lose a puck and gain a face-off.
It was a good
intention. A resident called to
complain about a neighbor who leaves cat food out for “feral cats" and
other wildlife. The resident was asked
to stop because when police arrived because a skunk was eating from the bowl.
Wanna bet they
failed physical science? Both the police and fire departments were called
to a residence because of a reported fire.
According to reports the resident had a fire in her fire place. She then opted to out the embers in a plastic
bag and then put them on her wood deck.
The ensuing situation resulted in fire spreading to the unit next door.
Bet they don’t
watch Rachel Ray. Both the police and fire departments responded to a
strong cooking odor. Upon investigation
they found a "large amount of used cooking grease was being stored in
pots." No reason was given.
Did Bambi make an
offer them and offer they couldn't refuse?
A resident called police to report that a deer head (mounted) was found propped
up against a tree.
As I Lay dying --
skunk version. A resident called the
police because a skunk was dying. The responding
officer contacted the Arlington Heights Community Service Officer, according to
reports, called to "successfully euphonize” the skunk.
Maybe the price
was too high. A resident called
police because she was planning to show a condo for sale, but there appeared to
be the odor of cannabis in the common hallway.