Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Law & Order BGPD: November edition

Another month and another collection of items from the police report that make me wonder what some people are thinking.

These are their stories.

You’re kidding, right?
Complainant stated that the driver of a vehicle behind her honked his horn for her to turn, then pulled next to her and gave her the middle finger. Officer spoke with the other driver who stated that his horn does not work and that he pulled next to her to let her know it was someone else. 

Put the kid to work
Resident stated that he spoke with his upstairs neighbor about the excessive noise the two year old child makes. When the resident returned to his apartment, the upstairs neighbor stomped on the floor, causing the glass globe from the kitchen light to fall and break. Officer spoke with the neighbor who denied stomping on the floor and complained of the resident yelling at her through the walls. Both were referred to the home owner’s association. 

Well, so much for this friends list…
When the resident checked her son’s Facebook account, she found an inappropriate message from an unknown subject. The resident has canceled the account.

Help wanted:  Intelligent Human Resources Person
Company official reported that a terminated employee has not returned a company vehicle and miscellaneous office items, as requested. Officer contacted the terminated employee and she stated that the vehicle and items will be returned the following day. 

Bet it wasn’t Bert Weinman, Your TV Ford man…
Resident reported that he purchased a truck on eBay Motors. He wire transferred $24,000.00  to the seller, and has not seen the truck or seller since. 

The rain is Tess, the fire’s Joe, but They Call the Grill Mariah…
Resident reported that someone unknown pushed her gas grill over on her patio. After examining the grill, the officer found a broken wheel and believes that the high winds may have been the cause. 

Trash talking...
Driver stated that she stopped her car to pick up a bag of garbage that was lying in the roadway. When she placed the bag on the curb, a resident came out and threw the bag of garbage back at the driver, striking her in the chest with the bag. The resident was charged with disorderly conduct. 

Imagine that – they were not texting…
Resident reported two male subjects sitting in a car that has been parked on the street for the past ninety minutes. Officer spoke with the occupants, one being a resident on the street the other his girlfriend. They were talking. 

Love is a mighty confusing thing…
Resident reported receiving a text message stating “I want you back”. The resident sent a message back stating that you must have the wrong number. Since then, the resident has received three voice messages from a woman asking if the resident is cheating with her boyfriend. The resident has advised the caller to stop calling. 

With friends like this...
Resident reported that someone opened an account on Sexyjobs.com and used her picture and cell phone number. She has been getting calls and text messages from unknown persons. The resident will contact the web site and request the account be closed

Talk about the cold shoulder...
Resident paid an acquaintance $3,600.00 for the installation of a new furnace. The check was cashed but the acquaintance never showed to make the installation. The resident and his sons have been attempting to contact the acquaintance and when one of the sons spoke with him he threatened bodily harm if they did not stop calling. Officer spoke with the acquaintance who denied making a threat and stated that he cashed the check to order the furnace. 

Turkeys pardoned?  Oh, this was not about the Village Board...
President Obama pardoned two Turkeys last week and spared them from Thanksgiving dinner. No such pardon came at my home and dinner was great. Hope all of you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. (Yes, this was part of the Police Log)

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